Tuesday, 23 September 2008
And now for something completely different...
We've just got back from a weekend with sister Felicity in Brisbane, helping her and partner Peter to clear out beneath their house - which is on stilts and the underneath has become a regular dumping ground for at least a decade's worth of this and that, including an entire Corvette in bits. As usual Peter cooked divine food and we enjoyed a bountiful supply of Aussie red wine. Hopefully we managed to assist in their de-junking exercise. We have, of course, acquired a few items along the way - inflatable dingy, boogie board, directors chair, heritage cast iron pot, dvd player, scaffolding, wardrobe, table....hmmmm? Didn't we just get rid of loads of stuff in England???
We returned from the big smoke via hectic highways and curling mountain roads to our modest and tranquil homestead. Happily the veggies have survived a couple of days of Aussie spring sunshine without watering and the vocal bird-life is as abundant as ever. As Tam and I sat at dusk sipping on Tooheys New and listening to the cicada opera, we were delighted to see two fire-flies flashing rhythmically as they hovered past. Apparently they are moths. Whatever they are, it was a WOW moment for us. Of course, the fire-flies' arrival is due to the warmer spring weather, which has also brought forth the mosquitos - ho hum, the advantages of winter are over and the insect repellent is now my best friend!
Tomorrow we're off to the beach - about two hours drive south to Woolli and a house just behind the beach, guests of friends Karen and Ken for a couple of nights. So a dip in the Pacific Ocean and hopefully not too many mozzies.
Thursday, 4 September 2008
Blue Knob Pit Stop
Piers's visit to Oz was sandwiched between Hong Kong and Singapore via Melbourne, and so we picked him up from Brisbane airport in our ever-reliable Subie. It never rains in August apparently, so of course the moment his plane landed the heavens opened and he had the full tropical downpour experience. Heading home via Murwillumbah, we stopped to get a few provisions. Piers returned triumphant from the bottle shop with a mere 6 bottles of vino, a carton of Tooheys New and another of Coopers Red. We’re not quite sure if he really had intended to buy 48 bottles of beer, or indeed if he knew that in Australia a carton of beer is a large box containing 24 x 375ml bottles. We would, however, like to extend our thanks - they’ve been keeping us going ever since. And yes, there will always be a cold beer in the fridge for you Piers.
Having total control over Piers for the weekend, we decided to have a full yet relaxed itinerary scheduled for him. We lunched at nearby Sphinx Rock CafĂ© on the other side of the Nightcap Range ridge en route home. Welcoming him to our "estate", we gave him the guided tour, teaching words such as “epiphyte”, whilst catching up, mulling over ideas and supping on divine lamb tagine courtesy of Jen. As self-elected designated driver, Jen delivered him for a nights rest to nearby Calurla, self contained chalets (shown below) run by friends Andrea and Bob (www.calurla.com.au).
The following morning, glad to see he could boil an egg and was bearing up under the strain, I brought him back to ours for more walks around Milly’s own private park and to show him where we source our water from - a nearby mountain spring.
We were slightly worried about him attracting ticks or leeches, whilst halfway through a business trip, and possibly contracting some infection or worse. Being the innovative thinker that he is, he devised his own, very fetching, critter repellent...
Off to Mt Nardi, top of the nearby Nightcap Range, for a pre-lunch appetiser - a brief walk and a taster of the incredible Australian rainforest. Then back to colourful Nimbin for lunch on the verandah at the pub bistro. We spent the afternoon at Nimbin Rocks Co-Op on Len and Kay’s sunny verandah for coffee and delectable nibbles, with Grant (Jen’s bro) and Karen (Co-op member) joining us.
Piers got the low down from Len regarding living off the grid – solar power, rainwater collection, composting toilet, and a tour of Len’s fabulous grevillea collection. The sun went down behind the cliffs, the temperature dropped and we quickly showed Piers the community house, basic accommodation where non-members can stay for $5 a night.
So Piers’s fleeting visit to the rainbow region sadly came to an end, hopefully not too exhausting for him, in terms of information overload. My only regrets were that it was too chilly to sit on our verandah and listen to the Whip birds, or watch the Eastern Spine Bill honeyeaters bathing in the pond. We did see a pademelon boinging out of our way one night, but as for the wallabies – there’s always next time. Come back soon Piers.
Friday, 29 August 2008
Scaling New Heights
Vertigo?
What vertigo!
Up on the Roof, scrubbing away nearly 30 years of accumulated black mould and dust to reveal the pale green colour-bond roof. It took us about 3 days - having said that Tam gave up after the first day! It was a horrible job and yet immensely satisfying to finish. I discovered muscles I didn't know I had as I balanced at the top of the ladder, bucket in one hand whilst scrubbing away obsessively with the other....
The contrast half way through the job (photo taken from the paddock).
Hopefully the house will be a bit cooler in the summer as a result.
Its been cold and the nights have been long, so its taken a while for the veggies in our no-dig beds to get going. Spring is just around the corner and everything is finally beginning to grow. We've started harvesting salad leaves while the snow-peas, ruby chard and french beans are beginning to take off.
The aubergines and peppers are very slowly progressing and we've had to improve the fencing since a few plants have been nibbled by mystery mid-night visitors - perhaps possums, perhaps wallabies, perhaps bandicoots... We're yet to plant tomatos, lettuce, coriander, potatoes, sweet potatoes.....
And here's Tam relaxing in the garden - again - and enjoying a fresh cup of coffee, the view to Nimbin Rocks, the palm trees and the deep blue of the late winter sky.
I'm just taking the photo....
Monday, 18 August 2008
Bromeliad Delight
There are thousands of different species of bromeliads;
So whilst we will reduce the numbers of bromeliads in our garden dramatically, we'll keep a small selection to provide different delightful flowers throughout the year. And then there's the pineapple plantation....
Tuesday, 5 August 2008
Two Weeks in the Life of Dr Len
He doesn't move. A number of us rush to his side. There's blood. He manages to raise himself a little, but is completely disorientated and shocked. A towel is brought to soak up blood, and a decision is made to take him immediately to the nearby Nimbin Hospital. Some hours later he is discharged, in typically goon-like good humour having been thoroughly examined by Dr Oscar, and his wound stitched and head bandaged. We're all immensely relieved, especially Kay.
And so another week of meetings, appointments and deadlines for Dad - afterall he is retired - AND preparations for his appearance in the 2008 Nimbin Performance Poetry World Cup on Saturday. Its the first round of heats - each performer has eight minutes to wow the judges with their verbal vitality and virtuosity. Sixteen out of 32 will make it through to the semi-final on Sunday. Dad gives a fabulous performance and is through to the semis. He is delighted, we're all delighted.So, to Sunday and the semi-finals. The draw has Dad performing first at mid-day - what crowd there is has hardly woken up, he's very nervous, he rushes, we all know its not as good as yesterday. Nervously we sit through the other 15 performers and await the judges decision on the final eight.
Its close, very close - so close that the determining factor is timing - anyone who has gone over 8 minutes is penalised and, given Dad is safely within time and much to our further delight, Dad is through - he's in the final that very night. So its home to get the glad rags on.
The evening is great fun, with Tug Dumbley, last year's winner and one of this year's judges, giving a rip-roaring and hilarious performance of 'The Dog with the Golden Arse!'. All the contestants give it their best and the standard is notably higher than the semi's. There's a break whilst the judges make their decision. There's only one World Cup Winner with the top prize of $2000, whilst all seven runners up come jointly second and leave with $300 a piece. Dad is relaxed and happy all the performing is over and looking forward to congratulating the winner.
The eight finalists are invited onto the stage.
Tub Dumbley takes the stage to announce the winner.
'And the winner is.......Len Martin'
What can I say - Nimbin's own had won, the audience roared, the Martin clan collectively leapt for sheer joy, cheering and whooping with absolute delight, Dad was completely and utterly flabberghasted - a Stunned Mullet as he said! It was one of the best moments of my life - and I'm so chuffed that Tam and I were there to share it with my lovely drama-queen of a father.
His face says it all - Len, in fetching thermals and uggs, with partner of 51 years Kay (aka Mum) in his arms and Poetry World Cup organiser Gail at his side, astonished, overwhelmed and this year's World Cup Winner!
Wednesday, 30 July 2008
Creepy Critters: Ticks, Leeches & Termites
photo from www.treknature.comMilly occasionally picks up leeches, and when they've had their fill, we trace a mini trail of blood across the floor or patio, to a happy, plump, soporific fat little leech which (Buddhists don't read on) I throw either into Hell Fire, or into Alternative Leech Hell: a little can of rock salt.
These small creatures (annelids to be precise) are attracted to body heat - miniature heat seeking missiles - they are relentless. Once attached, they have amazingly powerful suction pads and trying to disengage them can be a surpisingly difficult (elastic) experience. Especially if you are phobic of worms - as my poor sweet wife is. Often you don't feel a thing - the leech has already departed leaving only the tell-tale bleeding puncture.
www.treknature.com: the blood-sucking Australian Land Leech (Gnatbobdellida libbata) is found in the moist rainforests and wet eucalypt forests of eastern Australia. When conditions are suitable (moist ground conditions), these relatives of the worm come out onto bushwalking and animal tracks and wait, ‘standing’ in an upright position, clasping the ground with their posterior sucker. Chemical sensors and vibration are used to detect an approaching host, usually native mammals or humans. As the unsuspecting victim moves past they reach over and attach themselves with their anterior sucker; they make their way to a suitable vein near the surface, often around the ankle, upper foot or between your toes. Making a V-shaped incision, blood is prevented from clotting via an anticoagulant and a histamine with improves blood flow directly into the leech. Once attached the leech with fill-up with blood, perhaps tripling its size. When satisfied they drop off the victim and find a suitable niche to digest their meal.
Leeches are most active when the days are really damp. Ticks, however, are more of a constant every day battle, rain or shine. Little Millikins (fondly named by the Southern Hemisphere Martins) requires a daily tick check, despite being safeguarded with either Front Line or a tick collar. Her nether regions are a favourite hideout for these 8 legged little critters - we've never been so close to our dog and she has got used to the check up and all the extra grooming. Most ticks we've found have measured as little as 0.5mm - although the largest we've found has been 6mm. I 've heard they can get up to 20mm - whoopee.
We operate a tick kit, consisting of a jar, a pair of tweezers, and a highly effective invention called The Tick Twister, which does exactly what it says on the packet - twists the tick off, whilst not aggravating it to inject poison. The jar also contains (my) collection of ticks. Dead ticks. Nice.
We are yet to identify the infamous Paralysis tick from amongst the various local species - but I reckon there's more than one in the photo above. Incidentally, local hearsay is that aboriginal people avoided this area because of the high number of ticks. But don't let that put you off visiting...by the way insect repellents do work, we just keep forgetting to put them on. And in the long term we should build up immunity.And as for bloody termites... 4 years ago I stored a pile of beeaauuddiful red mahogany floorboards in my parental "out-law's" metal shed, 12kms down the road - a safe bet, you'd think, from any wood munching critters. Lo and behold, what should develop in their woodstack just
outside, but a dreaded termites nest. Somewhat surprisingly attracted to the metal shed, the little buggers trail in across my timber, leaving all sorts of messy bits in their wake and devour Len's soft wood stacked beneath - see photo. A lucky escape for our timber - just 4 inches of the mahogany was feasted upon - from 275 metres of the stuff. Len and Kay are surprisingly calm, given that all the aluminium joinery within their steel house is in fact fixed with termite tempting timber. Life in the bush sure keeps you on your toes...
Len, Tam & Kay loading the mahogony onto the co-op trailer to be towed up to our house, 12km up the road.
Sunday, 20 July 2008
Whales, Wollumbin, Wattles & Waterfalls
A couple of weeks ago we enjoyed a day beside the seaside with friends Tony and Lesley. A coffee at the pub overlooking Byron Bay, a leisurely stroll along the seafront, a glorious picnic on the beach and an awe-inspiring whale-watching hike around the headland. And YES we saw whales (migrating north to breed). Most were off in the distance, visible by their fountaining blows of water - a couple were quite close up - close enough to see the patterns made by the barnicles on their huge and curvaceous black and white bodies as they serenely cut through the waves. It brought a tear to my eye, glimpsing these majestic beasts from that other watery world. Their numbers are increasing significantly every year along the Australian coast - fantastic.
The walk over the headland took us through a grove of cabbage palms and a forest of cycads, which was almost as incredible as seeing the whales, but then I've got a thing about unusual trees! The photo above shows Lesley, Tony and Tam standing beside a couple of cycads with crows-nest ferns growing within them. What a lovely day, and good to be off the cold mountain and beside the glorious Pacific ocean.
Here's me half way up Wollumbin (Cloud Catcher) aka Mt Warning on my 40th birthday, photo c/o Dad. The tip of this ancient volcanic plug is allegedly the first bit of Australia to get sunlight in the morning and is just around the corner, by Aussie standards, from where we live. We had a lovely time. Sadly, I didn't quite make it to the top after witnessing a young lad of about 10 scrambling down at break neck speed (almost literally) losing his footing and nearly falling over the steep drop to the side right in front of me. I completely lost my nerve at this point and decided to wait out the last 100m upward stretch to the summit whilst Dad (at the tender age of 74) made it to the top. I've done it before and so knew what I was missing. Its 4km up and 4km down and I have to say I was crippled for the next three days. Hmmmm, more exercise definitely required.
And here's Dad in fine fettle at a recent garden club visit to Bamboo Oasis designing new ways of making use of excess dried out bamboo shoot bits! Moments later the bishop-style head-gear was inverted and placed over the groin - I was laughing so much I forgot to take a photo. I love a bloke with a sense of humour!Spot the difference between the following two photos? If you look carefully you'll find Tam making the first cut whilst felling a 40' Sally Wattle, with guidance from Grant. The wattle wasn't there in 2004 - which just goes to show how fast a tree can grow here - and how quickly they can be felled!




MISSON ACCOMPLISHED!
Tam cordless drill in hand, up on roof, preparing a batton for the ladder to lie against so that I can fix the leak along the 5' sloping edge of the chimney - ooh, we know how to have fun up here at Blue Knob! The roof is now fixed, and yes it was me, although there's no photo as usual! No more pools of water beside the fireplace after heavy rain. Well, hopefully not, yet to be tested, endless blue skies at the moment. What a hardship, but still very cold nights.
Hell's Bells - here's Tam standing precariously at the top of the rather dramatically named Hell Hole Falls, deep within Mt Jerusalem National Park - a recent hike with Nimbin Bush Walkers on yet another sunny day.More tales of intrepid adventures and near-death experiences soon....
Thursday, 10 July 2008
Elemental my dear Jennifer: Water, Wellies & Mud!
Its late on Monday evening and we notice that the water pressure in our taps has reduced dramatically. Hmm? This can only mean one thing - somewhere along the 200m pipe between our 20,000 litre water tank and our house is a dreaded LEAK. Its dark and raining, so for now we can only hope the leak isn't immediately adjacent to the house and take ourselves off to bed for a night of apocalyptic dreaming - flood, famine, drought....Tuesday dawns chilly yet thankfully sunny. Tam checks the route of the pipe to the water tank - and when she gets to the tank finds it completely empty. That's a BIG leak somewhere along the pipe - but with all the rain, everything is soaked, so no obviously wet areas. We turn off the supply from the tank to our house - at least the tank can fill up again. So for the time being no water from the taps, no washing up, no washing machine, no showers, no flushing loo and no idea where the leak is....by this time Jenny is in a particularly grumpy mood and has completely lost sight of her pioneering spirit - in fact, she's not sure if she ever had one....
Once the tank is half filled again via the 1km pipe from the creek (currently leak free!), we turn the supply to the house back on and walk the route of the pipe - and there, thankfully, in the middle of the paddock below a tap, is an obviously gushing and gurgling leak. The pipe the tap is mounted on comes away in our hands - we've found the problem. Jenny's mood lifts, much to Tam's relief. We're back in control. Feeling very relieved that it was so easy to locate the leak (this time!), we get on with fixing things and getting our precious water supply back.
Firstly we have to dig down about a foot into the heavy water-logged clay without causing further damage to the pipes and find the problem - at least its sunny, imagine having to do this in the rain! We then flush out the pipes before replacing the joiner - this requires advanced communication techniques - Jenny (at the tank) whistles thrice when she turns the water on, Tam (down at the leak) whistles thrice to request the water is turned off again - ooh its all mod cons up at Blue Knob!Once the joiner is cleared of mud and replaced to our satisfaction, we set about designing and making a makeshift inspection pit, so that we don't have to dig this all up again in the future. Utilising our ready supply of spare breeze blocks from recent demolition work (read earlier blogs) and with further messing around in gloopy mud, voila:
Its certainly not pretty, and possibly not cow-proof (we do have occassional cattle randomly taking a wander through our garden probably from our neighbours farm!) but WE FIXED THE LEAK AND made the inspection chamber ourselves! So we're quite proud. And whilst we are entirely responsible for our own water supply, we don't pay ANY water rates, so inspecting pipelines and fixing leaks is all part of living the dream! I am my very own Water Board.Suffice to say, we are delighted to turn on taps and see fresh mountain spring water gushing forth and we have an immensely increased appreciation of the basic stuff of life, be it earth, air, fire or water. Which reminds me, must get on with collecting firewood, its pretty chilly these mid-winter nights.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
Green-Eyed Spaniel and the Birthday Blues
My birthday began with this huge and divine bunch of flowers being presented to me, all picked by Tam from our garden in the early hours. I then spent the day walking up Mt Warning with my ever-so fit parents (Mum 69 and Dad 74), and the next four days recovering. My leg muscles have never ached so much!
Monday, 30 June 2008
A few odds'n'ends

Tony & Lesley's fantastic chicken tractor made with polypipe, chicken wire and shade cloth - we plan to copy this for our soon to be delivered chooks - birthday prezzies for Tam from Karen & Ken
Jenny thoroughly enjoys smashing the breeze-block fireplace surround
Tam works on removing the 2nd ugly, useless, can't wait to get rid of it breeze block thing.....

Tam unloading the gravel & sand mix for the concrete to level the floor in the living room after removing the breeze block blocks.

Tam mixing the concrete....

Nearly all done - fire place and blocks removed, beams and walls painted white by Jenny, Tam in process of concreting remaining corners. Now its just a matter of plastering the walls and a new floor....

Tam tries out her shiny new 16" chainsaw on a very little dead tree....

And now for something a bit bigger - this somewhat larger dead tree was felled and cross-cut expertly by Tam and provided lots of lovely firewood on her recent 40th birthday party held on Winter Solstice

Jenny, very brave, pushing through her fears, up on the roof sweeping up the leaves which would otherwise block the gutters...

Lovely, lovely bromeliad flowers

Jenny pruning the last of the very over-grown kumquat branches. We made 8 kilos of divine marmalade - and it set much to our surprise! A kumquat orchard is now planned in the paddock....